You can’t even make this shit up. It’s so crazy! It’s almost funny, but then in a weird Alfred Hitchcock way; kind of creepy!
So, without the boring back story…here’s a few excerpts of some real guys out there in the on-line dating world…Oh the joys! And I’m typing verbatim how the messages appear…that’s always fun to try to correct their grammar!
“Stacey you look just like the lady use to spank me when I was younger doing boy stuff. Well I’ve been naughty again & again. Please come spank me for being really really naughty. I mean just tighten my behind up.”
and then there this one my friend received…
“mmmm if you were my mother id be waiting for you to get home so i could rub your calfs and feet…late at night i would make you feel better…sneaking in while everyone was sleeping…i’d be the best son ever…”
“you seriously look exactly like my mom, and to be honest thats kinda turning me on although you probably don’t want to know why.”
DELETE. DELETE. DELETE.BLOCK.SPAM.OMG.WTF.CRAZIES.
The even funnier part…some of these guys are sooooo much younger…more than 10 years. I’d say once or twice a week a message like this comes into my in-box.
Poor boys didn’t have good mama’s according to Freud…oh well…I’m not stepping in!
And so it goes…still kissing a lot of frogs!
Sometimes you never know where you might meet someone! Being single is so funny sometimes…
Welp…after an entire month of not showering in my own bathroom AND having…